Your personal cosmic weather forecast.

ASTRO TRANSIT + TAROT READING

  • The ultimate selfie, a.k.a. birth chart. The moment you were born, the Universe took a snapshot. This image is your very own genetic planetary DNA, a combination that won’t be repeated for at least 25,000 years.

  • Transit astrology tracks planetary movement and aspects that function like filters on your natal selfie; whether it’s casting a new tone or giving false eyelashes, it alters self-image and life scenarios in both temporary and permanent ways.

  • This is the natal chart with an overlay of planetary transits in the cosmos at any particular date or time.

  • Tarot cards are used as a sacred tool for insights on the past, present, and future. It is highly interpretive but never lies. Questions that best serve a Tarot reading are how/why oriented rather than yes/no.

A TRANSFORMATION-DRIVEN READING USING ASTROLOGICAL TRANSITS AND TAROT CARDS.

TRANSIT + TAROT READING

Transit readings examine how cosmic shifts impact your specific natal chart. They pinpoint your pain points to better understand how long a transition or tough time might last.

Once we review how the planets are loving you up or shaking you down (can’t always blame Mercury Retrograde) we’ll use Tarot for a deeper dive into questions that result from the reading to clarify best next steps. Tarot provides the tough love insight needed for personal growth. And I will gently but firmly hold both you and the Universe accountable.

The outcome is validation. Like a big thumbs up from the Universe that yes, this shit is real, and yes it will change at some point, but x, y, or z part is up to you. Free will ain’t playin. 

Jessica Strange Cosmic Cheerleader

TRANSFORMATIVE EMOTIONAL DEPTH IS MY SUPERPOWER BUT DAMN IF IT DIDN’T COME THROUGH SOME BULLSHIT.

JESSICA STRANGE,
Cosmic Cheerleader

I’ve gone deep in all that Big D energy: Death, Divorce, Depression, Desperation, you name it. My lived experience and connection to Spirit guide me through the seen and unseen aspects of your situation. I trust in the wisdom of natal charts as our individual factory settings, and use transit astrology as the manual for updates and upgrades.

Readings last about an hour and start at $125.
They are held over Zoom between 11a and 7p PST.

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Discounts offered for referrals and returning clients. Sliding scale available for those in need, with particular consideration for BIPOC and LGBTQ+. Payments accepted through PayPal and Venmo prior to service.  

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